Twilight vending machine

This is how it works. Someone pretends to insert a dollar like so:

*inserts $1*

The next person tells you what you get and inserts a dollar. It goes on and on! It must be Twilight-related though!!! Twilight vending machine!!!! Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I will start us off:

*inserts $1*

You get an Edward Cullen fan t-shirt!

*inserts $1*

u get jacob wool mittens (lol)

*inserts $1 and crosses fingers*

u get an I LOVE JASPER shirt

inserts $1

You get a pair of Jasper's awesome sunglasses.

*inserts $1*

you get a personalized Jacob shirt.

inserts $1

You get an advance copy of Breaking Dawn.

*inserts $1*

you get an advanced copy of breaking AND an autograph from Jackson Rathbone

*inserts $1*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get a copy of the Twilight movie on DVD.

YOU GET AN EMMETT TEDDY BEAR

*INSERTS TWO BUCKS AND CROSSES EVERYTHING I CAN*

You get Jackson Rathbone!

*inserts change worth $1*

OMG YAY

U GET JACOB BLACK

INSTERTS $5 AND CROSSES EVERYTHING SHE CAN AND CROSSES LILY'S AND LOIS'S FINGERS TOO

CAUSE I WANT MORE

lol...it's about time you get something weird

You get the deer in the trailer!

*shoves her $200 check into machine*

ur turn

U GET ARO

$1

u get Jasper's kiss.

$1

You get to kill ARo

$1

you get a hug from Emmett

$1

omg, a kiss?! *squeels, faints, dies*

u r gettin luxury, girl

U GET.....FORKS.

*$1*

you get a day in the life of alice

one dollar

u get all the cullens cars

$1

you get jacob black's shirt

*inserts $1*

gets kiss from hot twilight guy

inserts $1

gets the bed in edwards room on eclipse

inserts $1

You get Bella's charm bracelete.

Uno dolla.