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Dr. Aluna Rathbone
Head Of Carlisle Hall
Posts : 275
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 36
Location : In my office doing Dr. Rathbone a favor
 |  Subject: Lines Not Said  Thu May 29, 2008 11:59 am | |
| Things the characters in twilight would never say...
Charlie: Bella, Edward, Jake, Billy and i must tell you something
Billy: OH JUST TELL THEM! (All gay like)
Charlie: Billy and I are gay and have been for a very long time
Bella: Is that why you and mom seperated
Edward: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH(ROFLHAO)
Jake: WHAT! | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 12:47 pm | |
| bahahahahaha I love it  Jacob: So Leah.... Leah: What? Jacob: I couldn't help but noticing the other night...when we were patrolling....does Sam really look THAT GOOD when he's alll...ya know Leah: Ugh! *storms off* Wee. gayness is in the air tonight. | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 12:49 pm | |
| Edward: Jacob...
Jacob: Yes Edward...
Edward: I love you...
Jacob runs away and screams repeatedly wtf | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 12:53 pm | |
| (after first phase together)
Embry: sooo...now that we've seen each other naked.....wanna make out?
Jacob: Dude! Possible half brother! Hello!
Embry: *raises eyebrow* Possible?
Jacob: (deliberating) Yeah, you're right.
*passionate make-out session* | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:13 pm | |
| Emmett is walking around the house only with underwear on. Jasper and Rosalie stare at Emmett's hot bod.
Emmett: What the hell are you looking at?
I know it's not funny.. LOL. just wanted to post. | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| Aro suddenly bursts out from nowhere and scares the s*it out of the Cullens.
Carlisle: WTF are you doing here Aro?
Aro: Carlisle, I'm your father.
Carlisle: Oh s*it! | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:32 pm | |
| bahahah
wow.
Bella and Edward in the meadow
Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: WTF dude? ARe you saying I look like a sheep? I will kick your shiny ass!
Edward: On second thought, maybe the lamb fell in love with the lion...
Mike (hiding in bushes): *cat paws* Rawr! | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| Wow Ellie that's funny!
Jasper: So the girls, Edward and Carlisle are out of the night, what do you plan to do? (imagine Jasper doing this flirtatiously)
Emmett: oh no no no Jasper! NO!
Jasper: What?! Were just going to bake some COOKies...
Eff... i know it isn't funny, it's for the sake of posting. | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:43 pm | |
| bwahahaha I'm supposing you're in the know about the VMT and the meaning of baking...
Bella: *picks up hamburger phone and dials*
Alice: yo yo yiggidy yo
Bella: I'm a suicide risk
Alice: Is this Bella?
Bella: No, it's Morgan Freeman....I'm pregnant.
Alice: Nah, it's probably just a food baby.
Bella: No, dude I took 3 pregnancy tests. I am for shiz up the spout.
Alice: How did you generate enough pee for three pregnancy test?
Bella: I downed like a gallon of Sunny D..
Alice: This is for real! Phuket Thailand!
sorry that was for my own personal enjoyment. I love juno | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Thu May 29, 2008 1:48 pm | |
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steph&edward
Head of Bella Hall
Posts : 558
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 34
Location : lala land
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 3:44 am | |
| charlie- "bella, you should go have wild monkey sex with edward" | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 3:46 am | |
| Charlie: So.....Renee and I are getting back together. *crickets* | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 5:16 am | |
| Edward is in Italy to visit the Volturi...
Aro: Ah, Edward, came to take back my offer?
Edward: Yes, Aro I succumb to your power...
Aro: YES! Mind reader's mine! *then Edward gives a funny look then...*
Ashton Kutcher: ARO YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D! Nice one Edward!
Aro: What the hell is this imbecile doing here? What the hell is going on. This is propesterous. (sp?) | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 5:17 am | |
| Bahahha. Ashton Kutcher. (someone should punk him..that would teach him) | |
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steph&edward
Head of Bella Hall
Posts : 558
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 34
Location : lala land
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 7:35 am | |
| alice: "emmett you want to have sex?" | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 4:14 pm | |
| Bella comes in unexpected in the Cullens house
Edward: Hey Bella
Bella: Hey Edward can i tell you something.
Edward: Sure baby.
Bella: I'm pregnant!
Edward: YEHEE IM GOING TO BE A DADDY WOOHOO!
Bella: uhm Edward, you're not the father.
Edward: What?
Bella: It's *whispers* Jasper or Emmett
Edward: Speak Louder
Bella: Jasper or Emmett
Edward: you had a threesome and you didn't tell me! GAHD!
*Ashton Kutcher comes in and says Edward gets punk'd*
Edward: What the hell Ashton, you're not affiliated in Twilight in anyway and now you enter this world. Gahd
Ashton: F*ck, I'll leave then. son of a bitch!
Edward is relieved
Edward: So Bella, you're not pregnant.
Bella: mmhmm.
Edward: You did this for me...
Bella: mmhmm
Edward: and you didn't sleep with Jasper or Emmett.
Bella: *looks guilty and smiles* uhm...
Rosalie and Alice slap Jasper and Emmett | |
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Dr. Stephanie Cullen
Head of Alice Hall
Posts : 286
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 34
Location : The Anatomy Labs.
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 10:26 pm | |
| AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bella: *trying to get hers and Edward's clothes off*
Edward: Bella, you know I can't produce sperm...
Bella: Of course I know that. And I also know your are constantly hard, so what's stopping us? | |
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Dr. Aluna Rathbone
Head Of Carlisle Hall
Posts : 275
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 36
Location : In my office doing Dr. Rathbone a favor
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:42 pm | |
| The cullens playing monopoly
two hours in
Carlisle: FUCK THIS GAME! I'M SITTING ON BALTIC WITH CRAP... *looks at edward* EDWARD I HATE WHEN YOU'RE THE BANKER... AND WHERE'D YOU GET THE PINK FIFTIES YOU CHEATING WHORE... *esme puts a hand on Carlisles arm*... DON'T TOUCH ME ESME EDWARD IS A CHEATING WHORE... AND I 'LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF WITH THIS LITTLE DOGGY! | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:43 pm | |
| bahahah stephanie. lol.
*Ashton Kutcher wakes up next to Bella*
Bella: Morning, Edward. I love that you pretend to sleep for me.
Ashton: Who are you? *scrambles out of the bed*
Bella: That's not cute, Edward....come back to bed *eyebrow wiggle*
Ashton: What the hell is this Butterfly Effect shit? Where am I?
Bella: Aw, are you hungry? You seem a little out of it. Go murder a deer and you'll feel better.
Ashton starts to spontaneously combust with confusion.
Edward rushes into the room.
Edward: Ahahaha! Punk'd you back! What now, bitch? | |
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Dr. Aluna Rathbone
Head Of Carlisle Hall
Posts : 275
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 36
Location : In my office doing Dr. Rathbone a favor
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:48 pm | |
| wow...
Esme: CARLISLE! KILL IT KILL IT! KILL THE BEE! KILL THE BEE!
Carlisle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEES! EDWARD YOU KILL IT! | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:49 pm | |
| (lol was that a bad wow or good wow)
Esme: Who left the empty milk jug in the fridge? This does not go in here.
Emmett: Shut up, Mom, no one cares.
Esme: And get your feet off the table, young man. | |
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Dr. Aluna Rathbone
Head Of Carlisle Hall
Posts : 275
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 36
Location : In my office doing Dr. Rathbone a favor
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| good wow...
Edward: HEY! WHO DRANK ALL THE FUCKING MILK! THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE IT IN THE FRIDGE!
Jasper: oops... my bad... | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Fri May 30, 2008 11:58 pm | |
| (audacity is such a good Edward word)
Rosalie: Embear.....
Emmett: What? (obviously agitated)
Rosalie: .....will you go to the store for me? *pouts*
Emmett: For what? What do you need at this hour?
Rosalie: Chocolate...and ice cream...and *whispers in his ear*
Emmett: Hell no! I'm not buying all your girly shit! I knew you were bitchy this morning! | |
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Blair. Bass
Head of Jasper Hall
Posts : 1292
Join date : 2008-05-27
Age : 32
Location : wants to revive this loony bin. :P
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Sat May 31, 2008 8:17 am | |
| Rosalie and Emmett are holding hands towards their room and sees Jasper only wearing a pink polo and briefs holding a brush in his hand.
Jasper: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world...
Emmett: What the f*'s with Jasper nowadays? | |
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mypersonalsun
Head of Werewolf Hall
Posts : 819
Join date : 2008-05-28
Age : 31
Location : straight jacket city, babe
| | Subject: Re: Lines Not Said Sat May 31, 2008 8:24 am | |
| mahahaha! I have nothing to add yet but wow that was hilarious B | |
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