My Door Is Always Open

Come and drop in when you like... my door is always open... I will try to help in the best way i know how... mind the odd things in the Jars ...

your door should be closed.... you try to drive people crazy a don't think I've forgotten, that you've tried with me haha it didn't work.

It's staying open! Whether you want it to or not!

*peeks in doorway* Oooo, is that Dr. Rathbone on the desk with the ropes?? =O

Dr. A. Rathbone: *picks up a rope* Ah... now... my darling Jackson... we shall play *looks to her right and notices Dr. S. Cullen standing there and hears question* Yes, that is... leave the door open please... Do you need something. *puts rope down*

*Jackson squirms in the ropes.*

*Katrina Bianca Cullen walks by the clinic and notices mom and dad playing a game and acts like a child who doesn't know anything.*

Katrina Bianca Cullen: Hi mom, dad, what are you playing? *grins*

*looks up at B and nearly has a heart attack and stops trying to whip her husband*

Dr. A. R.: Hi B... umm what can i do for you? Anything important?

Dr. R. : Hey sweetie... nice hospital gown...

Katrina Bianca Cullen: Thanks Daddy. Anyway, just exploring the asylum. Have fun.

Dr. A. R>: We will... you have fun to now!

*walks in finding Mom and Dad doing something... bad.*

D: OMJ! *shuts eyes!* MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! *fetal position*

Dr. Rathbone: Maybe we should start closing the door....

Dr. A. R.: NO!

*wraps arms protectively around Dasha*

Who could you be so mean to your own children? *covers Dash's eyes* Come now, dear... *pulls her away*

Dr. Rathbone: No, seriously, when we are like this... we should close the door....

Dr. A. R. :Maybe we can have emmett break throug this wall and make us a lovely little... fun room.... with a door...

*Dr. Mindy walks by the room and hears giggling coming from the room. She peeks inside and sees the "game" Dr. A and Dr. R are "playing"*

Dr. M. H. :ALUNA! JACKSON! WHAT THE HELL R U DOIN?!

Me: Playing... doctor... and ... sex... and... other things

*Ellie runs frantically into Dr.'s office*


Ellie: Ahhh! Dr. Aluna! My armpit! It won't stop itching! *twitch*

Dr. Aluna....my bandaid is stuck to my leg....

Me: Jackson... we'll continue this later...

Jackson: YES! I AM FREE FREE I TELL YOU FREE! *runs out of office after being untied and continues yelling as he runs for his office in Jasper Hall.* I'M FREE! YIPEEE!

Me: Well that was strange... anyways... hmmm... shock treatment doesn't treat itchy armpit... so... how about... i give you this Hygene kit... I was supposed to give this out to everyone... but i decided to do it on an as need basis...

Ellie: Hygiene kit? I'm supposed to take care of myself? How am I supposed to do that? I can't even take care of my own mind!

Me: Hmm Whitney, I never thought i'd see you here... let me see... hmm... JACOB!

*Jake comes into the room*

Jake: Yes doctor?

Me: I need hot water... those band aides we bought were tampered with... that wierd new super glue that doesnt stick... till you take the paper tabs off of it... and apply to surface of what ever your glueing..

Jake: Yes, ma'am.

Me: hmm... Then Ellie... I'll have Jake give you a shower... not a sponge bath and shower... and maybe some other things... or you could choose...

Me: (giggles) (blushes) I don't care what he does to me...(dirty snicker)

Me: You naughty girl...

Whitney: i just got a very bad picture of my mom

Me: Sorry, honey...I may be a mother but I'm not dead