Kill Him... But Please Don't Name Him...

*takes a bat and starts wailing on him*

*lights a torch*

DEATH TO HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!!!

(and now we're not talking voldemort you idiot!)

*uses nunchucks and strangles him*

*runs him over with sister's car repeatedly*

i dont know who we are talking about but oh well...........

*pulls out cell phone and dials the Volturi's number*

*bites him, waits three days, then rips him apart and burns him*

*boils his remains in pig guts and donkey shit*

runs his boiled remains through a meat grinder and then stomps on them.

eats boiled remains and craps it out....

(i know....eeeewww... but y'all made me think of food... esp after the last one)

*takes Dasha's waste and bakes it into a meat pie*

alright... this just got gross!

*kills him with ULTIMA WEAPON!!! haha...LOL*

*bring back to life to kill again... and again... and again...

*let him die a painful slow death!!!!*

*run over him with the car... put car in reverse and then do it again. jump out of car jump on his body and then back in car and repeat process*

*brings him back to life and brings him to jane*

*stabs him with knife, butcher's knife and every kind of knife!!!!*

*gets a bow and arrow and uses him as a target*

*kills him with the Chicago Typewriter (used in Resident Evil 4)*

*puts him in a tank full of sharks*

*takes a silver laden stake and rams it through his heart.... then takes a gun with silver bullets and shoots him...*

THATS HOW YOU KILL THE WOOLY

*puts a rope around his nech and ties the other end to my truck and drives off trailing his body behind*

*pour gasoline on him and light him up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*goes sweeny todd, norman bates, and the birds on him all at once. chops up his remains, bakes it in a meat pie, and serves it to his ex-girlfriend*

*pulls off a Jean Grey, the one in XMEN 3 on the ass...*